So I work in a Grocery Store

As I stand here in my kitchen writing to everyone who reads my anger induced posts about my grocery store experiences I can’t help but think of several things.

1. How freaking COOL is to be on the internet in A KITCHEN with no cords attached.
2. I will never be a good cook because I am very manly. I like to thank that if I have it on the highest heat setting on the stovetop that things will cook faster.. totally unknowing the fact that it ruins a lot of things.
3. You can actually have too much cheese.

But I digress, I’m sure I could make people laugh about my kitchen ettiquite.. or lack there of but I don’t want to feel like too big of an idiot, I do know my bounds. Anyways, today I would like to write this post simply entitled:

We Scan Your Items, and oh yes, we judge.

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So you can forgive me for the lack of updates, hell the last update I made wasn’t even written by me, I just snagged it from a website one day while I do what I do every day, nothing. But anyways I want to talk about a little thing in the grocery business called the express lane. Its a pretty simple thing, at least I always figured it was up until I met the people I was to be scanning groceries for.

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“10 things your grocery store doesn’t want you to know.”

Personally, I think it should be retitled “10 things you should know with your common sense, unless you’re a god damn retard.” So it pretty much means 10 things the customers at my store wouldn’t ever comprehend.

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